Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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