It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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