well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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