I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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