they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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