Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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