This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize