She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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