So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
