he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
