If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Hello my rib-scented angel!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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