I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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