I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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