is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Randomize
