i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You were trust falling into bushes
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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