i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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