I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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