It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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