gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.