i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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