I can't breathe out the right side of my face
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
how do flat chested girls get laid?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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