im drinking this country out of the recession.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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