it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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