She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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