You really coming over, don't trick.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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