If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Shame is for Republicans.
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