I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
we're so committed to being not committed
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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