did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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