Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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