What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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