the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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