My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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