She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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