Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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