I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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