Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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