No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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