wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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