dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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