she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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