THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
