never play flip cup with pint glasses
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Come on in and take your pants off
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