The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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