I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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