Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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