I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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