Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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