I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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