...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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