I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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