When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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