Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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