He disabled his match.com account in front of me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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