I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Terrible idea I love it
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