I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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